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    The End is Near

    Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is
    the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

    One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

    DA END ISS NEAR!
    TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
    BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

    As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave
    people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

    From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

    Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

    "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust
    say, 'Bridge Out?'"

    #2
    chuckle

    Garrison Keillor couldn'[ have told it better.
    ChEAr$,
    Harlan Lunsford, EA n LA

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      #3
      I've seen this one before and crack up everytime I see "Skandihoovian religious nuts". So funny! My Grandmother was Norwegian and I just love this tale.

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        #4
        ya

        is a gut one!

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          #5
          Thanks for the laugh of the day. That is a good one.

          Linda, EA

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            #6
            Tank you

            Tank you fer da loff, dis gull is terd off werk.
            If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

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              #7
              Minnesota's worst air disaster

              Minnesota's worst air disaster occurred today when a Cessna 152, a small 2 seater plane, crashed into a NorwegianLutheranChurch cemetery here early this morning. Ole and Sven, working as a search and rescue team, have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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                #8
                Of course

                Originally posted by Bees Knees View Post
                Minnesota's worst air disaster occurred today when a Cessna 152, a small 2 seater plane, crashed into a NorwegianLutheranChurch cemetery here early this morning. Ole and Sven, working as a search and rescue team, have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
                Of course, the victims are in bad shape, but Ole and Sven press on, knowing that these people have families who will be thrilled to see them.
                Last edited by RitaB; 02-15-2012, 03:59 PM.
                If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

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                  #9
                  Yeah...

                  ...what Rita said!
                  "I am proud to pay taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money." Arthur Godfrey

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                    #10
                    I'm certain that Ole and Sven will leave no stone unturned in their search.

                    Should we be joking about such a grave situation?
                    "The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectful" - John Kenneth Galbraith

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