Today is one of those days
You're a hoot! And, today is one of those days.
I have noticed a marked blindness and/or shortening of the arms over the past six months. I looked it up, and it's called "Presbyopia, and it is characterized by the inability to focus on objects that are closer than an arm’s distance away."
I am deeply offended by Presbyopia.
Anyhow, the other day my smart @$$ friend Greg in choir asked me if I wanted him to hold my book six feet away so I could see it. After he climbed out of the baptistry, he said he would never try to help me again.
Originally posted by BHoffman
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I have noticed a marked blindness and/or shortening of the arms over the past six months. I looked it up, and it's called "Presbyopia, and it is characterized by the inability to focus on objects that are closer than an arm’s distance away."
I am deeply offended by Presbyopia.
Anyhow, the other day my smart @$$ friend Greg in choir asked me if I wanted him to hold my book six feet away so I could see it. After he climbed out of the baptistry, he said he would never try to help me again.
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