You know, I've been complainin' about ever'thang so much lately that I'm gettin' plumb ashamed of myself.
Today it occurred to me: What's there to gripe about? I'm using this wonderful computer and software to dash through taxes like that guy on the flying trapeze (with the greatest of ease). And, as only an old hand who used to do 'em slowly and laboriously by pen and adding machine, can truly and fully appreciate.
Besides, the Prez and Congress keep helpin' us out. Now I've got those L&M cigarettes (strike that--I mean "schedules") to pad the return and allow me to say "Look here how thick this return is -- all that work fillin' out this junk and you're complainin' about fees? Come now!"
Anyway I herewith pledge to forego all moaning and groaning about everything for at least two or three weeks. I'm sure you'll be grateful -- I know I will be.
Today it occurred to me: What's there to gripe about? I'm using this wonderful computer and software to dash through taxes like that guy on the flying trapeze (with the greatest of ease). And, as only an old hand who used to do 'em slowly and laboriously by pen and adding machine, can truly and fully appreciate.
Besides, the Prez and Congress keep helpin' us out. Now I've got those L&M cigarettes (strike that--I mean "schedules") to pad the return and allow me to say "Look here how thick this return is -- all that work fillin' out this junk and you're complainin' about fees? Come now!"
Anyway I herewith pledge to forego all moaning and groaning about everything for at least two or three weeks. I'm sure you'll be grateful -- I know I will be.
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