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  • oceanlovin'ea
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2005
    • 2682

    #1

    This one beats all

    I just finished preparing a tax return for a client and wife. He works,she stays home and 3 kids. He got to add one more kid this year because she now lives with him instead of the mother. Schedule A deductions.
    I asked all the questions as we went through return. Earn any income from side jobs or other work? "NO"

    I finish the return, all signed and ready for efiling. I;ve been paid. Then husband pulls out a business card for his wife and gives it to me. She is selling JAFRA cosmetics!!!!!!!

    I said that is a business. You have to report your income. You can claim expenses.
    He says "Oh, she is just starting to do this" Yea, right!!

    So I give them sheet showing what she can deduct. You better believe they will have to claim it next year.

    Linda
  • JohnH
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 5339

    #2
    Did you tell them about the special deduction for cosmetics sales people who work from home and store good for resale? They can deduct food and vet bills for a "security cat" if its primary role is to guard the inventory. I got this info straight from a client years ago after they attended a seminar sponsored by the company...
    Last edited by JohnH; 02-03-2010, 08:11 PM.
    "The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectful" - John Kenneth Galbraith

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    • S T
      Senior Member
      • Jun 2005
      • 5053

      #3
      Oh!

      She probably won't be selling "Jafra" cosmetics in year 2010 if she is like some of past clients Start the "business" and "end" the business within 6-9 months.

      Particularly after they find out they can't really take all of those deductions, such as the Office in Home, Security Cat/Dog, vehicle expense for listening to tapes in the car, etc.....

      Sandy

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      • DTS
        Senior Member
        • Jun 2005
        • 1852

        #4
        Originally posted by S T
        ...Particularly after they find out they can't really take all of those deductions, such as the Office in Home, Security Cat/Dog, vehicle expense for listening to tapes in the car, etc.....
        You have got to be kidding. No security cat/dog??

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        • veritas
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2005
          • 3290

          #5
          Don't forget

          Aerial surveillance.......parakeet

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          • BHoffman
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2008
            • 1768

            #6
            Twice in the last 24 hours I have encountered a cat with a machine gun. It could just be coincidence, but too many people have told me there...

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            • DTS
              Senior Member
              • Jun 2005
              • 1852

              #7
              Now that's security!!

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              • oceanlovin'ea
                Senior Member
                • Jun 2005
                • 2682

                #8
                I Luv It!!

                Thanks you made my night!.

                I'll just might try the security cat for my office, too.

                Linda

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                • DMICPA
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 310

                  #9
                  Kin Folk

                  Well, if I can't take my cat as a business expense, I will go get him a social security card and claim him as a dependent. After all, he meets all the tests as far as support, living in the US. May even qualify for the Earned Income Credit.

                  Or put him on the business and amortize over 9 lives.

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                  • FEDUKE404
                    Senior Member
                    • May 2007
                    • 3650

                    #10
                    Another security question

                    Originally posted by JohnH
                    Did you tell them about the special deduction for cosmetics sales people who work from home and store good for resale? They can deduct food and vet bills for a "security cat" if its primary role is to guard the inventory. I got this info straight from a client years ago after they attended a seminar sponsored by the company...
                    Then can I take a security deduction for a pair of attack-trained gerbils??

                    FE

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                    • RitaB
                      Senior Member
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 1382

                      #11
                      Well, sure

                      And don't forget to deduct the value of your own labor. And, you are worth a lot, I might add!
                      If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

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