Taxpayer brought in his "C" expense list last week:
31,850.00-- Fuel
1,770.00 -- Phone
1,250.00 -- Car Insurance
1,850.00 -- Truck Insurance
13,840.00 -- Parts and Repairs
2,100.00 -- Taxes and License
3,800.00 -- Interest
1,735.83 -- Misc.*
* (I don't know where that one came from)
So anyway, I make the speech I'm obliged to make:
BB: Your list looks a little...uhh...well...a little funny. It's obvious to me, and certainly to IRS, that these figures are estimates. Seven out of eight are round numbers -- it just doesn't happen that way in real life. I have to have the exact amounts. Take this back home and add up your bills; then they'll know it's the real thing.
TP: Uh...oh...ohhhh...yeah, yeah, I see...I get it now. Okay, no problem; I'll be back in a few days.
Yesterday (returns with revised list):
$ 31,850.70 -- Fuel
1,770.60 -- Phone
1,250.30 -- Car Insurance
1,850.50 -- Truck Insurance
13,840.40 -- Parts and Repairs
2.100.00 -- Taxes and License
3,800.35 -- Interest
1,735.83 -- Misc.
I just about fell out of my chair laughing.
31,850.00-- Fuel
1,770.00 -- Phone
1,250.00 -- Car Insurance
1,850.00 -- Truck Insurance
13,840.00 -- Parts and Repairs
2,100.00 -- Taxes and License
3,800.00 -- Interest
1,735.83 -- Misc.*
* (I don't know where that one came from)
So anyway, I make the speech I'm obliged to make:
BB: Your list looks a little...uhh...well...a little funny. It's obvious to me, and certainly to IRS, that these figures are estimates. Seven out of eight are round numbers -- it just doesn't happen that way in real life. I have to have the exact amounts. Take this back home and add up your bills; then they'll know it's the real thing.
TP: Uh...oh...ohhhh...yeah, yeah, I see...I get it now. Okay, no problem; I'll be back in a few days.
Yesterday (returns with revised list):
$ 31,850.70 -- Fuel
1,770.60 -- Phone
1,250.30 -- Car Insurance
1,850.50 -- Truck Insurance
13,840.40 -- Parts and Repairs
2.100.00 -- Taxes and License
3,800.35 -- Interest
1,735.83 -- Misc.
I just about fell out of my chair laughing.
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