It's late
And my only date
Is a bed
I cannot find.
I'm tired,
Wired
And my brain
Has drained.
Papers, Papers
More papers
No Tapers
It's beginning to smell.
Now what!
Hear the phone ring
Unplug the thing
Oh, my its the cell phone now.
Let's just turn out the lights
Have dreaming delights
And wake to find
That April 15th has come and gone.
But oh, my, my, my
It took my sanity,
All my energy and
Left me with extensions.
It"ll never end
Nor will it bend
Let's all just pull the plug
And have a slug.
And my only date
Is a bed
I cannot find.
I'm tired,
Wired
And my brain
Has drained.
Papers, Papers
More papers
No Tapers
It's beginning to smell.
Now what!
Hear the phone ring
Unplug the thing
Oh, my its the cell phone now.
Let's just turn out the lights
Have dreaming delights
And wake to find
That April 15th has come and gone.
But oh, my, my, my
It took my sanity,
All my energy and
Left me with extensions.
It"ll never end
Nor will it bend
Let's all just pull the plug
And have a slug.