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    Bush rebate pkg

    I thought this was cute. So I thought I would it might loosen your day a bit. No offense intended to anyone, or anything.

    As we all know, the Bush
    > Administration said each and every one
    > of us would now get
    > a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
    > all the money will go to China . If
    > we spend it on gasoline it will all
    > go to the Arabs, if we
    > purchase a computer it will all go to India , if
    > we purchase fruit and
    > vegetables it will all go to Mexico Honduras, and
    > Guatemala , if
    > we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if
    > we purchase
    > useless> crap it will all go to Taiwan
    > and none of it will help the
    > American economy. We need to keep that
    > money here in America , so the
    > only way to keep that money here at home
    > is to buy prostitutes and
    > beer, since those are the only businesses
    > still in the
    > US

    #2
    Too close

    Unfortunately, this is much closer to the truth than most of us want to admit.

    LT
    Only in government or politics is a "cut in spending" really an increase. It's just not as much of an increase as they wanted it to be, therefore a "cut".

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      #3
      Originally posted by thomtax View Post
      Unfortunately, this is much closer to the truth than most of us want to admit.

      LT
      It certainly is. But, on the bright side, tax preparation hasn't been outsourced yet! Whew!! Has it?????

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        #4
        It has, to India

        Originally posted by bertrans View Post
        It certainly is. But, on the bright side, tax preparation hasn't been outsourced yet! Whew!! Has it?????
        Tax prep has been outsourced to India for several years now. Mostly big company stuff, but I've gotten emails and letters from firms who want to contract the work for my office, and it's going to India.

        Daniel
        "A man that holds a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way." - Mark Twain

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          #5
          There seems to be a lot of imported beer being sold in the bars and liquor stores, so the only item left is prostitutes.

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            #6
            prostitutes

            and how many of those prostitutes are illegal immigrants sending most of their pay out of country?

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              #7
              Well then there are Casinos and state lotteries.

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                #8
                Originally posted by gkaiseril View Post
                Well then there are Casinos and state lotteries.
                I may be wrong, but I think that I read somewhere that some of the lottery work was being outsourced.
                Only in government or politics is a "cut in spending" really an increase. It's just not as much of an increase as they wanted it to be, therefore a "cut".

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