I spoke to Chelsea Clinton today...

[DaveinTexas]

and I told her about my occupation. She anxiously asked me, "Aren't you afraid of the IRS?"

I told her, "Chelsea, I'm only afraid of 3 people; Osama, Obama and your Mama!"

Feel free to make that joke your own this tax season.

I actually heard this joke from one of my clients.

One more month to go!!!

[gkaiseril]

I was feeling really stressed out, so I calll a sucide helpline. The call centre was in Middle East and they asked my "Would you be willing to wear a vest?".

[DaveinTexas]

That's hilarious

but kinda morbid.

Here's another corny one from a client:

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

And another one and then I have to get back to work.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender, "What do I owe you?"

The bartender says, "No charge."

Have a great week everyone!

[Peachie]

I am too tickled!

[QUOTE=I told her, "Chelsea, I'm only afraid of 3 people; Osama, Obama and your Mama!"


I am definitely ROTFLMAO, Dave. This is just too funny. The people in my office already think I am a nut job--now they are more than convinced. Thank you.

Peachie.