GET A "MONEY NOW" LOAN TODAY!
That's the sign up at our local Jackson Hewitt office today. They're doing a land-office business.
Good grief, this is getting to be a competitive racket. I keep trying to do tax work and they keep trying to make a banker out of me.
At Christmas-time they advertised "Get up to $575--Holiday Express Loan Program." Now, the above scheme (to pay for that Christmas loan I suppose).
Even worse; now I'm going to be forced into the retail business. Somebody brought an H&R Block "Refund Rewards" booklet by the office and asked what I was offering with my RALs. It's one of those books of discount coupons from various businesses--20% off a tune-up at Pep Boys--free breakfast at Holiday Inn--free Bowflex upgrade--$2 off Payless Shoes--$5 off Kids R Us--Chuckie Cheese, Lenscrafters, Midas, and on-and-on.
Oh well, as a bird-of-the-feather, guess I better start flockin' with them. Wonder if there's a tax biz equivalent to that Ace Hardware chain of associated independent dealers? If there is and they can negotiate a discount on Budweiser, I'll blow 'em away.
That's the sign up at our local Jackson Hewitt office today. They're doing a land-office business.
Good grief, this is getting to be a competitive racket. I keep trying to do tax work and they keep trying to make a banker out of me.
At Christmas-time they advertised "Get up to $575--Holiday Express Loan Program." Now, the above scheme (to pay for that Christmas loan I suppose).
Even worse; now I'm going to be forced into the retail business. Somebody brought an H&R Block "Refund Rewards" booklet by the office and asked what I was offering with my RALs. It's one of those books of discount coupons from various businesses--20% off a tune-up at Pep Boys--free breakfast at Holiday Inn--free Bowflex upgrade--$2 off Payless Shoes--$5 off Kids R Us--Chuckie Cheese, Lenscrafters, Midas, and on-and-on.
Oh well, as a bird-of-the-feather, guess I better start flockin' with them. Wonder if there's a tax biz equivalent to that Ace Hardware chain of associated independent dealers? If there is and they can negotiate a discount on Budweiser, I'll blow 'em away.
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