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This jostling about whether to file a 1065 or not has been going on for some time. My problem is in the real world when two apparent morons show up in your office and one of them says, "Well, we're sorta partners." This should tell Armando right off the bat what he's in for.
We tell these guys first we've got to get some balance sheet information. How much did each of you contribute? "Well, sorta nothin'. He does his thing, and I do my thing, and when we need help we call on each other and split the billing from the customer." How much did you have in the bank at the end of your fiscal year? "Duh, fisical year? My doctor says I should have one every year." "Oh, we don't really have any MONEY, he takes his jobs and I take my jobs."
I'm sorry, sir, but we absolutely HAVE to file this 1065. I have to show all your assets and liabilities and track your basis in the company. "Oh, we don't have any bases. He works out of his home and I do too. I didn't think we had to do all this - we never have before. By the way, what's all this going to cost us?" Sir, my 1065s start at $500 and go up from there. At this point, the guys look at each other in shock, and finally one of them says, "OK, we'll try to find this information for you, and come back in a day or two."
What actually happens is they come back to someone else like HRB in a day or two, never reference "partners" and the guys at HRB fill out two schedule Cs and two 1040s. At this point, you have to wonder who the REAL moron is -- the customer or the preparer. - Ron J. Manchester, TN
This jostling about whether to file a 1065 or not has been going on for some time. My problem is in the real world when two apparent morons show up in your office and one of them says, "Well, we're sorta partners." This should tell Armando right off the bat what he's in for.
We tell these guys first we've got to get some balance sheet information. How much did each of you contribute? "Well, sorta nothin'. He does his thing, and I do my thing, and when we need help we call on each other and split the billing from the customer." How much did you have in the bank at the end of your fiscal year? "Duh, fisical year? My doctor says I should have one every year." "Oh, we don't really have any MONEY, he takes his jobs and I take my jobs."
I'm sorry, sir, but we absolutely HAVE to file this 1065. I have to show all your assets and liabilities and track your basis in the company. "Oh, we don't have any bases. He works out of his home and I do too. I didn't think we had to do all this - we never have before. By the way, what's all this going to cost us?" Sir, my 1065s start at $500 and go up from there. At this point, the guys look at each other in shock, and finally one of them says, "OK, we'll try to find this information for you, and come back in a day or two."
What actually happens is they come back to someone else like HRB in a day or two, never reference "partners" and the guys at HRB fill out two schedule Cs and two 1040s. At this point, you have to wonder who the REAL moron is -- the customer or the preparer. - Ron J. Manchester, TN
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