I swear if I wasn't already over-the-hill, I'd sign up for law school (dang business degrees are worth exactly zero around this burg). Those guys make more money accidentally than I do on purpose. Attorney friend tells me he charges $15 for anything-to-15 minutes, next $35, and then goes on up when it become "serious" time (30 minutes and over).
I surely need somethin'. My rogue's gallery clientele experience yesterday is pretty typical/pitiful.
First guy: Can you draw up a will? How 'bout a purchasing agreement? (I can, but I won't. People are too picky and ticky about their "legal stuff." Besides, I worry bout "practicing law" complaints).
Second guy: I've been charging sales tax on my horse feed sales for the last two years. Should I? (Now he asks me. Unsure; say I'll call Little Rock, find out, and get back to him).
Third guy: This is my grandfather's railroad pocket watch. How do ya like it? (Fine, just fine -- required admiration/discussion time -- 30 minutes).
Third guy -- rerun: These 1925 pictures are of my mother's family. See anybody you know? (No.)
Fourth guy: I need a copy of '06. I know it's probably in a drawer somewhere in the house, but I'd have to look through all of 'em and I knew you'd have it handy. (Yes, of course; why should you be inconvenienced?)
----- The sum total fees collected for all this junk was zero.
Anyway, I've put up and taken down signs (THERE IS A CONSULTATION FEE) over the years according to my whim, but it's always lots of trouble charging my "spoiled" clientele from whom I'm used to hearin' (if they're the generous type) "What do I owe you" and they're used to hearin' "Aw, nothin" (yes, yes, I know -- I deserve your scorn for this shamefully soft approach to a business situation). So, a consulting sea change is comin' up. I highly resolve that my current deplorable situation shall cease, desist, and perish from the earth. Startin' right away, I'm chargin' a staggered and staggering (for this neck of the woods) fee structure of whatever the goin' rate is accordin' to y'all and the following poll results.
I surely need somethin'. My rogue's gallery clientele experience yesterday is pretty typical/pitiful.
First guy: Can you draw up a will? How 'bout a purchasing agreement? (I can, but I won't. People are too picky and ticky about their "legal stuff." Besides, I worry bout "practicing law" complaints).
Second guy: I've been charging sales tax on my horse feed sales for the last two years. Should I? (Now he asks me. Unsure; say I'll call Little Rock, find out, and get back to him).
Third guy: This is my grandfather's railroad pocket watch. How do ya like it? (Fine, just fine -- required admiration/discussion time -- 30 minutes).
Third guy -- rerun: These 1925 pictures are of my mother's family. See anybody you know? (No.)
Fourth guy: I need a copy of '06. I know it's probably in a drawer somewhere in the house, but I'd have to look through all of 'em and I knew you'd have it handy. (Yes, of course; why should you be inconvenienced?)
----- The sum total fees collected for all this junk was zero.
Anyway, I've put up and taken down signs (THERE IS A CONSULTATION FEE) over the years according to my whim, but it's always lots of trouble charging my "spoiled" clientele from whom I'm used to hearin' (if they're the generous type) "What do I owe you" and they're used to hearin' "Aw, nothin" (yes, yes, I know -- I deserve your scorn for this shamefully soft approach to a business situation). So, a consulting sea change is comin' up. I highly resolve that my current deplorable situation shall cease, desist, and perish from the earth. Startin' right away, I'm chargin' a staggered and staggering (for this neck of the woods) fee structure of whatever the goin' rate is accordin' to y'all and the following poll results.
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