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    Golden Rocket

    Exit Corduroy Frog .... Enter Golden Rocket!

    ...don't worry, there's still a little amphibian in the rocket.

    But like the Frog, the story of the "Golden Rocket" ties to an enigmatic
    ill-fated attempt at prosperity.

    Probably only grizzled veterans remember the story of the Golden Rocket.
    Old fogeys like me n' Black Bart and Joe Bftysttk. In the 1940s, the Southern
    Pacific RR had a state-of-the-art route from Chicago to L.A, and called it
    the "Golden State" after its California destination.

    The presitigious midwest railroad, the Rock Island, and the Southern Pacific
    decided to collaborate on a passenger train, the likes of which the world had
    never seen. Golden (after the existing route) and Rocket (after Rock Island).
    In the late 40s, the two railroads inundated radio and magazines with slick
    commercials. All cars were Pullman plus, and food was to be catered afresh
    from various stops along the way. The distance was to be covered in 40 hours.

    All cars on the Golden Rocket were to be painted with Red on the top half,
    like all Southern Pacific passenger trains, and golden hue on the bottom. The
    entire nation awaited the unveiling of the Golden Rocket. New singing sensation,
    Hank Snow from Canada, released a hit song "Golden Rocket" which the
    promoters thought they were synchronizing with the maiden voyage. In the
    mid-50s, Oldsmobile transformed its model Rocket 88, into a futuristic "Golden
    Rocket" for display in auto shows around the world.

    Mysteriously, the Southern Pacific pulled out of the joint venture. The "official"
    reason was a vague I.C.C. ruling, but there was considerable speculation about
    the real reason. It is known that after the schism, the SP poured hordes of
    dollars into its existing "Golden State" route, and continued to advertise that
    its goal was to reduce the journey to 40 hours.

    The Southern Pacific RR no longer exists, neither does the Rock Island.
    For that matter, Hank Snow died a few years ago, after releasing a number
    of well-known songs over the course of his lifetime.

    Many of the old magazine advertisements for the "Golden Rocket" can be found
    on the internet, as well as the lyrics for Hank Snow's song. I actually heard his
    song on old-time radio program a few weeks ago.

    Any resemblance between myself and the Golden Rocket is a coincidence.
    For those of you reading through this to find anything relevant to taxes, be
    patient. I'll be around for awhile..

    If you decide to reply with a post, please stay on-topic. This is a tax forum.
    Last edited by Golden Rocket; 08-23-2007, 01:35 AM.

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    Golden Rocket

    And that Golden Rockets' gonna roll my blues away.

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      #3
      Are you?

      Cord Frog,

      Are you now leaving us, and then coming back to join us with a new "sign in"?

      I am sure you have your reasons for doing this, but it is "muddling" my mind trying to keep track of posters.

      Sandy

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        #4
        It is I

        Sandy - I 'fessed up to being the Frog. No identity crisis. This way I won't have to
        slip into a telephone booth and come out dressed like a train...

        There are reasons, but rest assured, I'm still the same encyclopoedic guy.
        Still capable of giving wrong, poorly-researched advice to tax questions...
        Not planning to change again.

        ..and the Golden Rocket's gonna roll my blues away... - Hank Snow

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          #5
          But I loved the Frog. I'll just have to get used to the Rocket. Better renamed than gone.
          Jeannie

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            #6
            Wasn't there some other iteration of yourself prior to being a Frog on this board? The voice sound very similar to another character who disappeared a few months ago.

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              #7
              The hydra

              This board is getting better all the time. Now people can recognize you
              by your voice. Meaning the gravely baritone of the Frog was heard by
              everyone, and I'm sure women swooned on every word.

              There are other multi-headed hydra posting from time to time.
              I'll bet even the beloved Lance Emerson may be in a scrap pile
              of defunct names somewhere in cyberspace.

              As for other Rockets? Shhhhhh - I'm ducking my ex-wife and alimony.

              Moving on...
              Last edited by Golden Rocket; 08-23-2007, 07:50 PM.

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                #8
                Frog is pulling a Hank Snow

                It looks like a classic Hank Snow move, moving on from one ID to another.

                I, myself, am a man of many aliases. My present one on this board was inspired when, one day, I looked up Al Capp on the internet and they had one of the old Lil Abner episodes which featured Joe Btfsplk, on of his many characters. Some others that would have served as a good ID were:
                Lonesome Polecat
                Hairless Joe
                Bet a million Bashby
                Abajah Gooch
                Available Jones
                Lucifer Yokum
                Cecil Cesspool
                General Bullmoose
                Ole Man Mose

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