What is the strangest

[veritas]

While reviewing documents

for a client I came across a photograph of his significant other. It was how shall I say?

Revealing?

It's certainly puts a new face on things when I meet with this couple.

[Joe Btfsplk]

Barer Bonds

Why would you have done anything else with barer bonds? No one but an exotic dancer can negotiate them!!! Now if he had given you bearer bonds, which anyone can negotiate, that would have been another matter.

I bought some barer bonds on Jack Ruby's joint in Dallas. They entitled the bearer to enter without paying a cover charge