I got my form 3975-"Tax Professionals Annual Mailing List Application" in the mail two or three weeks ago, filled it out, and sent it back, but there really wasn't any point in it since they've done away with Package X. I think I read that they're dropping the mailing list entirely just because of that. I wasn't upset--everybody already knew about X, but it still irks me that IRS wants to sell the P-17 books to us, while giving them away to everybody else. IRS is always asking us for "assistance, cooperation, and input" while steadily working against us, e.g., Freefile, VITA, 8867 EIC checklist, C-230, increased audits, strict limitations for unenrolled POAs, etc.
Anyway, I called 800-829-3676 (IRS forms number). The rep asks if I'm a tax practitioner (an "untouchable"), saying that, if I was, I'd have to send $44 (each) to the Soup Doc to get copies. "No, I'm not," I lied rather smoothly, and asked "How much are they?" She replied, "Since you're not a practitioner; they're free" (is this discrimination or what? who needs them more? us or Joe Blow?).
I tell her we manufacture carbolic frammelscreens for Caterpillar bulldozers and to please send two copies to Black Bart Widgets. Unphased, she requests that I "spell that last word, please." I swear that, one of these days, I'm driving to Dogpatch (around Russellville) and, if there's still a post office there, I'm renting a box. Then I'm calling IRS to order something, give them the Dogpatch, Arkansas address, and see if i get a rise out of anybody with that one.
Yeah, I know it can be downloaded from the web, but 320 pages ('04 total)? As John Stossel would say; give me a break!
Anyway, I called 800-829-3676 (IRS forms number). The rep asks if I'm a tax practitioner (an "untouchable"), saying that, if I was, I'd have to send $44 (each) to the Soup Doc to get copies. "No, I'm not," I lied rather smoothly, and asked "How much are they?" She replied, "Since you're not a practitioner; they're free" (is this discrimination or what? who needs them more? us or Joe Blow?).
I tell her we manufacture carbolic frammelscreens for Caterpillar bulldozers and to please send two copies to Black Bart Widgets. Unphased, she requests that I "spell that last word, please." I swear that, one of these days, I'm driving to Dogpatch (around Russellville) and, if there's still a post office there, I'm renting a box. Then I'm calling IRS to order something, give them the Dogpatch, Arkansas address, and see if i get a rise out of anybody with that one.
Yeah, I know it can be downloaded from the web, but 320 pages ('04 total)? As John Stossel would say; give me a break!
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