I've heard it all now

[RLymanC]

Newpaper carrier has a daily route.
Question: How many miles a day do you drive
Answer: 233
Question: how long does it take you to drive your route.
Answer: Two and a half hours....MMMMMM.....93.2 miles per hour.

Question: How many miles from your home to where you pick up the papers?
Answer: 110
Question: how long from home to pick up point.
Answer: 10 min.

MMMMM.....Having itimate knowleadge of the area, I asked where she lived.
Turned out to be YOU GUESSED IT........1.1 miles from home
Actual route miles per day.....233,,,,nope 23.3

She absolutely did not have any concept of time or distance. She just was logging the mileage with no tenth.

Asked if she really thought it was 110 miles when she only lives 2 miles from pickup point.

Answer: I quess so, thats what the mileage meter said.

I'm still bewildered.

[Jiggers]

Why are you bewildered.....

Newpaper carrier has a daily route.
Question: How many miles a day do you drive
Answer: 233
Question: how long does it take you to drive your route.
Answer: Two and a half hours....MMMMMM.....93.2 miles per hour.

Question: How many miles from your home to where you pick up the papers?
Answer: 110
Question: how long from home to pick up point.
Answer: 10 min.

MMMMM.....Having itimate knowleadge of the area, I asked where she lived.
Turned out to be YOU GUESSED IT........1.1 miles from home
Actual route miles per day.....233,,,,nope 23.3

She absolutely did not have any concept of time or distance. She just was logging the mileage with no tenth.

Asked if she really thought it was 110 miles when she only lives 2 miles from pickup point.

Answer: I quess so, thats what the mileage meter said.

I'm still bewildered.

I was intrigued also, until I saw the word "SHE"....... must be a blonde!

[SueBaby]

I was intrigued also, until I saw the word "SHE"....... must be a blonde!

Did you hear about the blond that she was so proud to take 6 months to put a puzzle together? On the box it said 2-4.

For all the blonds out there-----hats off to you! They are not all stupid.

[jerome]

For all the blonds out there-----hats off to you! They are not all stupid.

Agreed.

I met one back in 1974 that wasn't stupid.

[BP.]

Did you hear about the blond that she was so proud to take 6 months to put a puzzle together? On the box it said 2-4.

For all the blonds out there-----hats off to you! They are not all stupid.

Please let a blonde correct the punchline to your li'l joke so it makes sense to readers: " . . . it said 2-4 YEARS."