My dearest comrade-in-alms Beauregard (practicing what I preach),
I take pen in hand and seat myself to confide to you that I felt my position with regard to this mercantile matter to be the true and just derivative of a pure heart and a conscientious mind. May I earnestly solicit your opinion vis-a-vis mine of yesterday and to most graciously suggest that you deign to reply at your earliest convenience (PDQ, dad-dang it--before jainen strangles me).
I beg to remain,
Your most humble and obedient servant, BB
I take pen in hand and seat myself to confide to you that I felt my position with regard to this mercantile matter to be the true and just derivative of a pure heart and a conscientious mind. May I earnestly solicit your opinion vis-a-vis mine of yesterday and to most graciously suggest that you deign to reply at your earliest convenience (PDQ, dad-dang it--before jainen strangles me).
I beg to remain,
Your most humble and obedient servant, BB
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