Say Ron - I just read the PC SB's assault on your "definition of 'just American' descent" under the Bigger and Better thread. I thought I'd just start another, since, like my 'weather' topic, it's all getting a bit long and tiresome.
Anyhow I want to lodge a complaint. You failed to mention my Bongo-Bongoian American great-half-uncle Woodbridge E. Z. Bart, who once ran a burger stand. Does he have to run a steakhouse to qualify as an American? What have you got against hamburger joints? Don't you know that Bongoians are sensitive to anti-burger speech? Obviously there's a previously unknown politically incorrect streak in you.
Kind of risky mentioning anything nowadays without consulting your lawyer, isn't it? In trying to comply with PC rules in a perfectly innocent way by mentioning the "main" groups (wonder if it's okay to say that?), you managed to offend that dope by not mentioning half the world's population. I hope they don't pick him/her (how's that?) as host for the Academy Awards or he/she will be thankin' him/her all-inclusive from the star all the way back to Genesis (...and Abraham begat Abraham II who begat Britney). Gotta get 'em all.
Guess we'll just have to not mention anything to stay out of trouble. It's quite annoying that those folks have appropriated half the language now and are telling us what we can and cannot say, although I'm pretty sure it's okay for me to call this person an SB (or should it be DB?) because they don't object to cussin' or porn; just "improper" speech.
Still, we must not allow a steakhouse gap. Is it too early to call it "steakgate"? To demand a federal investigation of this glaring omission? To get Jesse involved? Stay tuned.
By the way, what do they have against Italians? Have they watched "The Godfather" too many times? Let's investigate them.
Yours truly,
"Concerned" and "disturbed" Bart
Anyhow I want to lodge a complaint. You failed to mention my Bongo-Bongoian American great-half-uncle Woodbridge E. Z. Bart, who once ran a burger stand. Does he have to run a steakhouse to qualify as an American? What have you got against hamburger joints? Don't you know that Bongoians are sensitive to anti-burger speech? Obviously there's a previously unknown politically incorrect streak in you.
Kind of risky mentioning anything nowadays without consulting your lawyer, isn't it? In trying to comply with PC rules in a perfectly innocent way by mentioning the "main" groups (wonder if it's okay to say that?), you managed to offend that dope by not mentioning half the world's population. I hope they don't pick him/her (how's that?) as host for the Academy Awards or he/she will be thankin' him/her all-inclusive from the star all the way back to Genesis (...and Abraham begat Abraham II who begat Britney). Gotta get 'em all.
Guess we'll just have to not mention anything to stay out of trouble. It's quite annoying that those folks have appropriated half the language now and are telling us what we can and cannot say, although I'm pretty sure it's okay for me to call this person an SB (or should it be DB?) because they don't object to cussin' or porn; just "improper" speech.
Still, we must not allow a steakhouse gap. Is it too early to call it "steakgate"? To demand a federal investigation of this glaring omission? To get Jesse involved? Stay tuned.
By the way, what do they have against Italians? Have they watched "The Godfather" too many times? Let's investigate them.
Yours truly,
"Concerned" and "disturbed" Bart
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