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    Taxes Taxes Taxes

    Tax his cow, tax his goat
    Tax his pants, tax his coat
    Tax his tires, tax his shirt
    Tax his work, tax his dirt
    Tax his chew, tax his smoke
    Teach him taxes are no joke
    Tax his land, tax his wages
    Tax the bed in which he lays
    Tax his tractor, tax his mule
    Teach him taxes are the rule
    Tax his tobacco, tax his drink
    Tax him if he tries to think
    Tax his booze, tax his beers
    If he cries, tax his tears
    Tax his bills, tax his gas
    Tax his notes, tax his cash
    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes he has no dough
    If he hollers, tax him more
    Tax him 'til he's good and sore
    Tax his coffin, tax his grave
    Tax the sod in which he lays
    Put these words upon his tomb:
    "Taxes drove me to my doom."
    And when he's gone we won't relax
    We'll still be after his inheritance tax!

    caw...caw...

    #2
    Originally posted by Scarecrow
    Tax his cow, tax his goat
    Tax his pants, tax his coat
    Tax his tires, tax his shirt
    Tax his work, tax his dirt
    Tax his chew, tax his smoke
    Teach him taxes are no joke
    Tax his land, tax his wages
    Tax the bed in which he lays
    Tax his tractor, tax his mule
    Teach him taxes are the rule
    Tax his tobacco, tax his drink
    Tax him if he tries to think
    Tax his booze, tax his beers
    If he cries, tax his tears
    Tax his bills, tax his gas
    Tax his notes, tax his cash
    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes he has no dough
    If he hollers, tax him more
    Tax him 'til he's good and sore
    Tax his coffin, tax his grave
    Tax the sod in which he lays
    Put these words upon his tomb:
    "Taxes drove me to my doom."
    And when he's gone we won't relax
    We'll still be after his inheritance tax!

    caw...caw...

    WOW!!!! THATS SOMETHING THERE.

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      #3
      How about this:
      The late Senator Russell Long "Don't tax me; don't tax thee; tax that fellow behind the tree."

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