Persian Pizza

[Black Bart]

Issuing a presidential decree, Iranian President Ahmadinejad struck a telling blow to Western infidels this week. All governmental bodies, newspapers, and media are directed to eliminate foreign words that have "crept into and corrupted" the language -- replacing them with modified Persian words.

State media reports that, hereinafter, "pizza" will be known as "elastic loaves."

[veritas]

We can strike back!

No more "pajama's" for me!

I'm going with evening sleeping attire.

[jainen]

If you do

>>We can strike back!<<

If you do, you will never get to "paradise."

[veritas]

Kabob has got to go

I'm open to suggestions?

[John of PA]

Iran

Issuing a presidential decree, Iranian President Ahmadinejad struck a telling blow to Western infidels this week. All governmental bodies, newspapers, and media are directed to eliminate foreign words that have "crept into and corrupted" the language -- replacing them with modified Persian words.

State media reports that, hereinafter, "pizza" will be known as "elastic loaves."

Did you know the current President of Iran was one of the core leaders of the group that took about 100? Americans Hostage in 1980 at the US Embasy inTehran, and held them for about a year.