Hysterical Laugh of the Day

[RitaB]

I didn't really laugh, but

10 minute conversation, a girl crying that 2014 withholdings were too low, isn’t that too low, why did they do that, should I change it, how should I change it.

Me: You get 3-4k refund every year. Why would you change it?

Crickets.

Me: Just a reminder, I am waiting on you to give me the date of purchase and cost of computer hubby uses "strictly" for business. Remember that?


And, everybody who comes in here says, "So. Are you about caught up?" No. No, I am not.

[AZ-Tax]

Allow me to add to this Laugh of the

Client bring in their Daughters Fed paper tax return who is a first time DYI TP. It has all kinds of entries SE, Wages, etc. w/o any docs to support the amounts. So what do you want me to do with this? Does it look correct?

[Burke]

Phone messages from tax clients that say "Are you in today? Call me back." Like, when am I ever not in....and when do you think I will have time to call you back?