At a recent CPE seminar the sixties-aged IRS speaker complained that IRS agents nowadays "don't get no respect" and said the younger generation is mostly clueless about taxes -- they couldn't care less about his official "government man" status."
Fondly recalling the good old days when the mere mention of "IRS agent" usually made everybody within earshot perk up and pay careful attention to what was said around him, he said "Years ago we did lots of office audits (as opposed to today's mostly letter audits) and nobody wanted to mess with us."
Today's a new ballgame, he opined, citing an incident at an auto parts store -- family owned and not a chain but highly computerized and large enough that turnover of slacker employees sporting a "drop dead" attitude is similar to McDonald's. The agent maintains that speedy customer processing is now far and away more important to many merchants than quality of service (I know this to be true from the McDonald's "pay" window sign which instructs me to "Have your money ready"). Anyway the agent bought a part, paid cash, and asked the clerk for an invoice. The clerk said they didn't give tickets, but the agent insisted and was told it would be $2 more if he wanted a ticket. The agent threw a mini-fit, said he worked for IRS, that this was all highly irregular, almost certainly illegal, and what gall they had carrying on such an outrageous practice understating sales and so forth and so on, etc., etc. The non-responsive clerk, arms crossed, passive, inscrutable, drumming his fingers on the counter, simply stared at him.
When the slightly foamed-mouth agent ended his two-minute rant/lecture, the clerk inquired, "So which price do you want, cash or ticket?"
Fondly recalling the good old days when the mere mention of "IRS agent" usually made everybody within earshot perk up and pay careful attention to what was said around him, he said "Years ago we did lots of office audits (as opposed to today's mostly letter audits) and nobody wanted to mess with us."
Today's a new ballgame, he opined, citing an incident at an auto parts store -- family owned and not a chain but highly computerized and large enough that turnover of slacker employees sporting a "drop dead" attitude is similar to McDonald's. The agent maintains that speedy customer processing is now far and away more important to many merchants than quality of service (I know this to be true from the McDonald's "pay" window sign which instructs me to "Have your money ready"). Anyway the agent bought a part, paid cash, and asked the clerk for an invoice. The clerk said they didn't give tickets, but the agent insisted and was told it would be $2 more if he wanted a ticket. The agent threw a mini-fit, said he worked for IRS, that this was all highly irregular, almost certainly illegal, and what gall they had carrying on such an outrageous practice understating sales and so forth and so on, etc., etc. The non-responsive clerk, arms crossed, passive, inscrutable, drumming his fingers on the counter, simply stared at him.
When the slightly foamed-mouth agent ended his two-minute rant/lecture, the clerk inquired, "So which price do you want, cash or ticket?"
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