Ever notice what is offered as "truth" depends on whose ox is gored? I recall this conversation:
Background: Crew of 6 shows up one Thursday to quickly build the wall on a block building.
Contractor: "Yessiree!! We'll get this job done in no time flat. These are MY men and they do what I tell them to do. If one of them gives you a problem, just let me know and I'll chew him up one side and down the other."
Paymaster: "I'm glad you've got such control. Doesn't happen often. I think that's admirable."
Contractor: "It's getting close to 4 o'clock. We'll be done by 5:00. There won't be any problem getting me a check for $1600, will there?"
Paymaster: "Oh no, sir. I'll have it ready. Let me first ask you to give me your social security # and address on a W-9?"
Contractor: "What on earth for?"
Paymaster: "So I can send you a 1099 at the end of the year. There is a $600 threshhold, and I'm paying you $1600."
Contractor: "Let me go check with my crew first. I'll be back in a minute."
...after a few minutes pass:
Contractor: "Here is a list of these six people, and the amounts they are to be paid. NONE of them are over $600."
Paymaster: "Yes, but we contracted with you for the work."
Contractor: "Sir, these are six independent contractors. They don't really work for me. They just do jobs around town and sometimes they work with me."
Paymaster: "I thought they worked for you and you said you had total control of them."
Contractor: "Yes, but they're really each and every one of them working for themselves for tax purposes."
A convenient "truth".
Background: Crew of 6 shows up one Thursday to quickly build the wall on a block building.
Contractor: "Yessiree!! We'll get this job done in no time flat. These are MY men and they do what I tell them to do. If one of them gives you a problem, just let me know and I'll chew him up one side and down the other."
Paymaster: "I'm glad you've got such control. Doesn't happen often. I think that's admirable."
Contractor: "It's getting close to 4 o'clock. We'll be done by 5:00. There won't be any problem getting me a check for $1600, will there?"
Paymaster: "Oh no, sir. I'll have it ready. Let me first ask you to give me your social security # and address on a W-9?"
Contractor: "What on earth for?"
Paymaster: "So I can send you a 1099 at the end of the year. There is a $600 threshhold, and I'm paying you $1600."
Contractor: "Let me go check with my crew first. I'll be back in a minute."
...after a few minutes pass:
Contractor: "Here is a list of these six people, and the amounts they are to be paid. NONE of them are over $600."
Paymaster: "Yes, but we contracted with you for the work."
Contractor: "Sir, these are six independent contractors. They don't really work for me. They just do jobs around town and sometimes they work with me."
Paymaster: "I thought they worked for you and you said you had total control of them."
Contractor: "Yes, but they're really each and every one of them working for themselves for tax purposes."
A convenient "truth".
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