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    NT / The Preacher's Wife / Happy Presidents' Day

    OK, move over hairdressers and mechanics.

    Caller: My pastor's wife said there was a credit to encourage saving.

    Me: There is a Retirement Savers' Credit, but withdrawing from retirement, which you do, would prevent you from getting it.

    Caller: No, I think this is just regular savings.

    Me: I don't know what she's talking about.

    Caller: Well, I bet you would know more than she does.





    RE: Presidents' Day. A teacher asked her students if they could go back in time, what would they say to President Lincoln? She called on JohnH waving wildly, "Never go to a play. Ever."
    If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

    #2
    The worst question ever uttered by a theater usher -
    "So, how did you enjoy the performance, Mrs Lincoln?"
    "The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectful" - John Kenneth Galbraith

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