I know all the techno-buffs here love EF, but I sure do miss giving clients their two envelopes for the post office and then I was through with 'em.
Guy calls today, direct deposit didn't show up for the second week. I call EF,who says it WAS sent to the bank. Customer's checked three times (including today) -- it isn't there. EF gives us a "problems" number (800-829-0582). We call; a solid one and one-half hours of Mozart later, a clueless, chirpy ("Everybody be happy!") temp grills me for 10 minute about MY pedigree -- never mind facts about the client (what's that 1040 checkbox good for anyway?).
Chatter, chatter, chirp, chirp, canned response, "don't know, don't know, possibly, etc." and, two more holds later, she breaks the news that, while a trace CAN be initiated, ONLY THE CUSTOMER can do it -- not us. This client's old, hard-of-hearing, and gets in out of the rain -- that's about it. After an extended technical conversation with one of those government robots there'd be nothing left of him but his glasses.
Awww, nuts! I swear I'm throwing in the towel after this year to go pick up cans on the roadside.
Guy calls today, direct deposit didn't show up for the second week. I call EF,who says it WAS sent to the bank. Customer's checked three times (including today) -- it isn't there. EF gives us a "problems" number (800-829-0582). We call; a solid one and one-half hours of Mozart later, a clueless, chirpy ("Everybody be happy!") temp grills me for 10 minute about MY pedigree -- never mind facts about the client (what's that 1040 checkbox good for anyway?).
Chatter, chatter, chirp, chirp, canned response, "don't know, don't know, possibly, etc." and, two more holds later, she breaks the news that, while a trace CAN be initiated, ONLY THE CUSTOMER can do it -- not us. This client's old, hard-of-hearing, and gets in out of the rain -- that's about it. After an extended technical conversation with one of those government robots there'd be nothing left of him but his glasses.
Awww, nuts! I swear I'm throwing in the towel after this year to go pick up cans on the roadside.
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