Home Depot Salesman: We've loaded your lumber. You owe $1013.14.
Cecil Contractor: O.K. here's a check for $729.46.
Salesman: I'm sorry maybe there's a mistake. You owe $1013.14.
Cecil: No mistake. I got this letter from IRS, says I can't pay you full price.
Salesman: Whad'dya mean? Look, if you've got trouble with IRS, it's YOUR problem.
Cecil: Well not really. Two years ago I sent you a 1099 and they said wrong FEIN#.
Salesman: FEIN#????
Cecil: Yes, according to them you gave me a phony #, and now I've got to withhold 28%.
Salesman: You're full of it, mister. You need to talk to the manager or pull your truck around and let me unload it.
Cecil: Here's the letter right here! You wanna read it??
Salesman: I been working here 25 years, and never heard of any crap like this before.
Cecil: Me neither, supposed to help your healthcare I think...
Cecil Contractor: O.K. here's a check for $729.46.
Salesman: I'm sorry maybe there's a mistake. You owe $1013.14.
Cecil: No mistake. I got this letter from IRS, says I can't pay you full price.
Salesman: Whad'dya mean? Look, if you've got trouble with IRS, it's YOUR problem.
Cecil: Well not really. Two years ago I sent you a 1099 and they said wrong FEIN#.
Salesman: FEIN#????
Cecil: Yes, according to them you gave me a phony #, and now I've got to withhold 28%.
Salesman: You're full of it, mister. You need to talk to the manager or pull your truck around and let me unload it.
Cecil: Here's the letter right here! You wanna read it??
Salesman: I been working here 25 years, and never heard of any crap like this before.
Cecil: Me neither, supposed to help your healthcare I think...
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