Confession of a Tax Cheater

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TAXPAYER IS TALKING TO AN IRS AGENT:

"For years I have cheated on my income tax and it bothers me. I am tormented. I can't sleep at night. I'm going to send you $1000.00."

"And if I still can't sleep, I'll send in the balance.........

[Bees Knees]

More Confessions of a Tax Cheater

Two prisioners standing in a cell looking at tally marks on the wall. The one says to the other:

"The first two were for tax fraud. The last twenty six were for shooting my accountant."

[BHoffman]

Gambling Tax Cheaters

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125020653689430645.html

Our weathy pols must have moved their accounts to the Caymans.