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    A discussion below with Otis and John H leads me to this discussion.

    The great cosmic struggle this time involves brilliant, sharp-penciled accountants and a craggy old sawmill operator, and has ramifications for all of us to think about.

    WhizBang, the young and inexperienced accountant graduates from college, and eagerly accepts a job keeping the books for a sawmill. The owner contracted for logs to be cut 10 miles away in two separate and equal tracts, with only one problem. There was no way to get the logs back to the sawmill.

    So a driver was contracted to load and haul the first tract for $3500. Craggy owner paid the driver, but thought $3500 was too much money. So he finds a local guy, notorious for having only three teeth and a broken-down truck. Toothless says he will haul the second tract for $1500, but needs to borrow $300 for tires before his truck can be road-worthy. Owner loans him the $300 and tells him to get the logs in. After logs are delivered, toothless gets paid his $1500 and conveniently "forgets" that he owes $300, so he just drives off.

    The next couple of days, WhizBang balances his books and storms into Craggy's office and tells him Toothless has $300 left owing on the books and got out of Dodge before paying the sawmill back the money he owes. Craggy is undisturbed by this apparent outrage, and quietly tells accountant to write it off because it was doubtful the sawmill would ever have the chance to collect the money again.

    If you've read this far, WhizBang is willing to scour the earth and bring the $300 debtor to justice. Ol' dumb Craggy is thinking he just reduced his logging cost from $3500 to $1800.

    So it is also with accounting and taxation. We encounter situations where we can calculate a $50,000 quarterly payment, which is 110% of previous years' liability, and the client is guaranteed to have NO estimated tax penalty. Or, we can suggest $30,000 per quarter, and maybe encounter a $200 penalty at the end of the year. We've saved the client the interest on $80,000. I think there might be a little Craggy in each of us....

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    Interesting Post - thank you.

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      #3
      Just wondering

      "So he finds a local guy, notorious for having only three teeth and a broken-down truck."

      Hmmmm .... Is that guy known locally as "Snaggletooth" by any chance?
      Roland Slugg
      "I do what I can."

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        Rolland,

        I just spent 4 days in Reno....the Atlantis. Also, while there I spent my money. I don't understand it yet, it just works out that way. Anyway, I have two duaghters who live in Reno, which is the real reason for my wife and I going there. Maybe the next time I get there, we can have a cup of coffee?
        Dave, EA

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          #5
          Sluggo

          Originally posted by Roland Slugg View Post
          Is that guy known locally as "Snaggletooth" by any chance?
          Would take more than $1500 to fix my truck...brings back memories of the Studebaker in the Jim Carrey movie "The Mask."

          The summum bonum is to have the bottom and top row teeth so perfectly alternated that when the mouth is shut there appear to be no gaps in the smile....

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