Alas, standards are slipping.
The situation is simply deplorable. While camos have bcome de rigueur with the younger set, the older standard-bearers of local haute couture -- once resplendent in full-bib, Big Smith blue-jean overalls and white shirt (top button buttoned) -- have faded into history.
Meanwhile, continuously dressing in trademark black oxford-cloth shirt and black J. C. Penney slacks, I emulate the late Johnny Cash's practice of wearing black "until all wrongs are righted and justice is done" (that may take a while). To this one-man crusade against sartorial laxity, my coarse low-brow relatives respond: "He just don't want anybody to know when's the last time he changed shirts." Having once traded my slacks for black walking shorts as a conciliatory gesture to the casual-attire crowd, those same raffish oafs snidely jeered: "Bart, you look like a blackbird standin' in two shotgun shells" (the skinny white legs and engineer boots, you understand).
I like to wear a tie once in a while to impress clients.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain
The situation is simply deplorable. While camos have bcome de rigueur with the younger set, the older standard-bearers of local haute couture -- once resplendent in full-bib, Big Smith blue-jean overalls and white shirt (top button buttoned) -- have faded into history.
Meanwhile, continuously dressing in trademark black oxford-cloth shirt and black J. C. Penney slacks, I emulate the late Johnny Cash's practice of wearing black "until all wrongs are righted and justice is done" (that may take a while). To this one-man crusade against sartorial laxity, my coarse low-brow relatives respond: "He just don't want anybody to know when's the last time he changed shirts." Having once traded my slacks for black walking shorts as a conciliatory gesture to the casual-attire crowd, those same raffish oafs snidely jeered: "Bart, you look like a blackbird standin' in two shotgun shells" (the skinny white legs and engineer boots, you understand).
I like to wear a tie once in a while to impress clients.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain
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