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    Turbo Tax / Ain't It Wonderful?

    Overheard conversation in bar last night -- two executives talking....
    Man #1: Are you going to the Tax Relief party on Friday?
    Man #2: No, but since I just wrote a big check to the IRS I need some relief.
    Man #1: Oh?
    Man #2: Yes, back in the early 80's I invested in a tax shelter....., (goes on to describe it and I knew immediately which one he was talking about),.... "and it seems finally this December they sold the property! Got a big check. But just gave half of it back to the govt."
    Man #1: What do you use?
    Man #2: Oh, Turbo Tax.
    Man #1: Yeah, me too.


    (Me, thinking to myself Chuckle......, and what did you do about all those suspended losses you have not been able to take since 1986?
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    Rather than suspend - Probably took them!
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      #3
      Actually at lunch over heard a couple guys talking about taxes. One said to the others I sold some stock, it was a loss, thank god I don't have to report everybody including the IRS knows people lost on there stocks this year.The other's replied yeah I didn't worry about mine either. I abruptly laughing left my card on there table and walked back to the office. Wonder if they got the hint.

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        #4
        They will call you just as soon as they get those IRS letters saying they owe a lot of money. They will be saying "Where's that card about taxes? Did you keep it? Who was that person anyway?"

        Linda

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          #5
          Masked Man

          Who was that masked man?

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            #6
            Things could have been worse

            ...they might have been talking about how much money they've made this year being a new Amway/Mary Kay/whatever distributor and how they absolutely love the way they can write everything off on their taxes.

            But they are looking for a tax pro to help them since April 15 is nearing.....

            FE

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              #7
              I would have handed them my business card and said, "Call me when you get the letter from the IRS"kaimana
              DIY programs are not a replacement for a good tax pro

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                #8
                Sure. And then they make the appointment. It goes something like this:

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                DIY programs are a great replacement for a CID investigation.
                Last edited by BHoffman; 04-16-2009, 03:08 PM.

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