I swear I'm

[ChEAr$]

that's eerie

"So, let's start with your retirement 1099."

"That was 32,788."

"I need the 1099. Didn't you BRING the 1099?"

"Um, no but I have the total right here."

"Ya think there was some WITHHOLDING on that 1099?"

geez. I threw my hands up and said we couldn't complete the return today and he is off to the bank and post office with extension payments and forms.

Just yesterday, wife's daughter in law brought in her and husbands "stuff", but only
a figure from the 1099R; 32,100. "Where's the form"? I asked. she didn't know,
but went back home and called AIG and they faxed her a copy. No, there was no
withholding and the code is "1".

[Jesse]

I have a 1 1/2 hour full body massage scheduled.... My neck is so locked up it is crazy!
Then a 30 minute soak in a salt bath.....
Then the martini! Gotta work on the naive native in a loincloth. I will search Craig's list! YES! I'm sure I'll find one there!!

I just had the last live client come in. Called yesterday.. Big return, big business.

"So, let's start with your retirement 1099."

"That was 32,788."

"I need the 1099. Didn't you BRING the 1099?"

"Um, no but I have the total right here."

"Ya think there was some WITHHOLDING on that 1099?"

geez. I threw my hands up and said we couldn't complete the return today and he is off to the bank and post office with extension payments and forms.

This from BHoffman.........my family thinks I'm nuts........I love this clip....LMAO... and they just don't get it!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-oHuogx6_Y

Thank you BHoffman!

[SueBaby]

This from BHoffman.........my family thinks I'm nuts........I love this clip....LMAO... and they just don't get it!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-oHuogx6_Y

Thank you BHoffman!

Soooooo funnnny I just had a client that I said that to. Trying to pry answers out of them on the very LAST day is not my favorite thing to do. Close the office is!!