Caller: Oh. Oh. You're there.
Me: Yes...
Caller: I drove by yesterday, and thought your sign said you would be gone till the 16th. I was just calling to listen to your greeting.
Me: No, the sign says I will be closed the 16th.
Caller: Oh.
Me: Can I help you with something?
Caller: Well, I wanted to see if I could drop off my taxes.
Me: Yes...
Caller: I drove by yesterday, and thought your sign said you would be gone till the 16th. I was just calling to listen to your greeting.
Me: No, the sign says I will be closed the 16th.
Caller: Oh.
Me: Can I help you with something?
Caller: Well, I wanted to see if I could drop off my taxes.